I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
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i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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