You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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