The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
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