If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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