brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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