That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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