College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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