I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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