He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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