i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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