wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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