My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
worst night to have a conscience
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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