I'm gonna have a badass scar
the day after is always just damage control
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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