Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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