Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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