i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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