just tell him i said nine months
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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