I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes