i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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