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i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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