You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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