I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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