Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She said her name was "party"
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I'm both gender and math confused
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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