I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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