He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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