I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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