So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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