question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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