a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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