It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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