How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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