All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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