The maid of honor just puked.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
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Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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