Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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