i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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