Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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