dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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