if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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