I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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