how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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