My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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