Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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