My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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