I don't usually arrange sex via text message
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I could fuck to npr.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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