I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
