Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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