I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He better not be in your backpack
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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