I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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