i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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