i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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