# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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