And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Don't tell me you're on acid again
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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