I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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