Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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